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North Pole General StoreEst. Long Ago

Loved by Santa. Approved by Elves.

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Straight off the Drawing Board

DEVELOPED & PATENTED IN GERMANY

GERMAN PATENT NO. • DE102025121318B3

Patent drawing, figure 1: side elevation of HoHoHook
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Patent drawing, figure 2: plan view of the branch channel
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Patent drawing, figure 4: perspective view
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Patent drawing, figure 3: cross section
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Patent drawing, figure 5: underside view
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Postcards from Up North

“Nine billion ornaments a year, and this little candy hook is the first tool that keeps up with me. My back sends its regards.”

S. Claus

BIG RED • NORTH POLE

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“We tried to break it in the workshop. We failed 47 times. Officially elf-approved — and we do NOT approve easily.”

Tinsel T.

HEAD OF QUALITY • ELF DIVISION

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“The tree was decorated before my cookies left the oven. Not one bauble on the floor. A Christmas miracle, patented.”

Mrs. Claus

CHIEF OF EVERYTHING ELSE

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Marvin Tippl, the human behind HoHoHook

AND ONE FROM A LITTLE FURTHER SOUTH…

“I patented it before the elves could.”

Marvin

THE HUMAN BEHIND HOHOHOOK®