PATENTED
HoHoHook®
Hang ornaments in seconds.
Prime delivery • Ships before Santa does
North Pole General StoreEst. Long Ago
HoHoHook®
Hang ornaments in seconds.
DEVELOPED & PATENTED IN GERMANY
GERMAN PATENT NO. • DE102025121318B3





“Nine billion ornaments a year, and this little candy hook is the first tool that keeps up with me. My back sends its regards.”
S. Claus
BIG RED • NORTH POLE
“We tried to break it in the workshop. We failed 47 times. Officially elf-approved — and we do NOT approve easily.”
Tinsel T.
HEAD OF QUALITY • ELF DIVISION
“The tree was decorated before my cookies left the oven. Not one bauble on the floor. A Christmas miracle, patented.”
Mrs. Claus
CHIEF OF EVERYTHING ELSE

AND ONE FROM A LITTLE FURTHER SOUTH…
“I patented it before the elves could.”
Marvin
THE HUMAN BEHIND HOHOHOOK®